I think that when Cosmetic Surgeons become Cosmetic Surgeons they should each be required by law to change their name to Phillips.
"G'day my name is Dr Phillips. Phillips by name, I fill lips by trade!"
Everyone who's never had cosmetic surgery would laugh; everyone who has would try to join them and the world would make sense once more.
|Dr Phillips. |
(Formerly known as Ryan Zimmer.)
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